Dave Chappelle discusses rejecting Comedy Central’s $50 million contract on David Letterman. (x)
Basically he would have had to sell the fuck out if he took that contract, and Dave is one of the realest mufucka’s out there.
We need more people with this mindset.
(Source: god-body, via jayjaycapulong)
9:01 am • 10 July 2014 • 9,049 notes
Blu & Exile - No Greater Love (Below The Heavens, 2007)
Fuckin’ up my mental when I think about you…
4:46 am • 8 July 2014 • 2,474 notes
at the resturant with bae
||*fills his glass with ice water*
||*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
||you want my man or something?
||i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
||I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
||everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
||aye calm down
||nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
2:08 am • 7 July 2014 • 57,462 notes
“One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her.”
Fucking ouch. Ouch ouch
GOD DAMN IT
(Source: ashleeeyyyyx3, via infinitetide)
5:04 am • 3 July 2014 • 188,377 notes
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.”
— FRS. (via sugarhowyou-getsofly)
(Source: lilith-not-eve, via jasmine-blu)
5:47 am • 2 July 2014 • 54,087 notes